Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except for you.

The key to life is balance, especially if you are on a ledge.

The internet: Where the inane and stupid go head-to-head with the passionate and misinformed!

You can blame absolutely everything on your parents. It's either genetics, or how they raised you.

If your glass is always half empty, buy smaller glasses.

Birthdays are good for your health. Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays live the longest.