Sometimes I wonder if the old men sitting on the benches in the mall waiting for their wives to finish shopping were old when they sat down!?

People return your phone calls faster if you start voicemails with "by the time you hear this I'll be dead."

I live like I type, fast and with lots of mistakes.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

I don't have bad handwriting. I have my own Font.

What doesn't kill you only makes me wish I was stronger.