I put the dumb in wisdom...

Backwards written is this realize to you take it did long how?

I just burned 1600 calories in 10 minutes! I forgot about the pizza in the oven.

If you spend more time admiring your own posts then you do reading everyone else's, you're self absorbed. If you do the opposite, you're a stalker...

I'm a very humble person, mostly because I'm so awesome.

I'm in big trouble if my coworkers find out that I don't really have Tourette's.