"In an unhealthy relationship" should definitely be a Facebook option.

You had me at "Hell no."

I am happy to report that it's been another successful day of not getting a single thing accomplished.

I have a strong will, but a weak won't.

I forgot how to play "hard to get" but I'm getting pretty good at "hard to get away from".

If I could choose any way to destroy the world, I'd delete Google.