At the beginning of a relationship, I wonder if women rub their hands together and say "Let the games begin!"

Whenever I say, "I don't mean that in a bad way," I usually do.

Natural selection sure is taking its sweet time with some people.

Impatience comes to those who wait.

Opinions are like Facebook accounts. Everybody has one, and everyone thinks theirs is the most interesting.

Facebook is like a fridge. If you're bored you keep opening & closing it every few minutes to see if there's anything good there.