If you read my entire Facebook timeline from the beginning, you can witness my descent into madness.

"Long story short" is usually when I start listening.

75% of my regrets involve hitting "send".

There are two types of people I can't stand. Nosy people, and people who won't tell me what's going on.

Facebook: Where people go to re-experience their childhood rejection & acceptance issues all over again.

Apparently dyslexia is not a good excuse for driving 53 in a 35.