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HALLOWEEN STATUSES
Looking for a HALLOWEEN STATUS for Facebook? We have a ton of Halloween Statuses for Facebook below.

Whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you stranger...

-holloween quotes

Let's Get Sheet-Faced!

-funny halloween sayings

Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, "Never take candy from strangers." And then they dressed me up and said, "Go beg for it." I didn't know what to do! I'd knock on people's doors and go, "Trick or treat." "No thank you."

-funny halloween statuses

"Everyone is a moon and has a dark side, which he never shows to anybody." -Mark Twain

-spooky halloween sayings

"When I was a kid my family was really poor and I remember one Halloween I wanted to dress up really scary and my parents came home with a duck costume. I wore that costume for years! I hated it." -R.L. Stine

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Somewhere deep inside these bones and emptiness begins to grow... -Nightmare Before Christmas

-halloween facebook posts