Halloween is the perfect time to redistribute those undesired condiment packets of ketchup, mustard, BBQ & soy sauce.

Thoughts of you Haunt me Day and Night! Happy Halloween!

For Halloween I'm going to write "Life" on a plain white T-shirt and hand out lemons to strangers.

I have officially bought the first batch of Halloween candies that will not make it to Halloween.

Never Trust the Living! -Beetlejuice

I want to wear the scariest costume I can think of to work for Halloween this year, so I'm going as a pregnancy test.