May you have the spookiest Halloween ever tonight. It is the time when good is taken over by evil, when the angels are replaced by demons and when the day is swallowed by everlasting night.
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Thank goodness for Halloween, all of a sudden, cobwebs in my house are decorations!
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Trick or Treat! Give me something good to eat. Give me candy. Give me cake. Give me something sweet to take!
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My idea for a haunted house: Dimly lit grocery store sprinkled with people you haven't talked to since high school.
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If a man harbors any sort of fear, it makes him landlord to a ghost.
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This year I'm dressing up as a Ninja... But you won't know it until it's too late. Happy Halloween!
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