Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. Happy Halloween!

I may just show up to work well rested with a positive attitude and call it my Halloween costume.

Couples Halloween costumes always end up looking like one person went along with it to save the relationship.

I need to borrow someones kid for Halloween. I miss free candy.

One year dad dressed as "World's Greatest Ninja" for Halloween and it was so good we haven't seen him since.

Just change the name of the Damn month to Halloween instead of October. Happy Halloween!