I don't know what's scarier. Houses with Halloween decorations or houses that still have up Christmas decorations from last year.

Not saying I'd rather eat a bowl of thumb tacks than a bowl of candy corn just saying it'd be a difficult choice. Happy Halloween!

Decades have gone by and STILL my parents have not given back the Halloween candy they took from me "for safe keeping".

Dear Government: Please make the day after Halloween a National Holiday. Sincerely, Adults with Children and/or Hangovers

I'm surprised kids haven't found a way to trick or treat online yet.

If you really want to scare everyone this Halloween, dress up as intimacy.