When I was a kid, my father convinced me that the ice cream truck only played music when it was sold out... Well played Dad, well played.

It's only a matter of time until Facebook adds “friend-zoned” as a relationship status.

I'm not pessimistic, I'm just optimistic that a bunch of crappy things will continue to happen.

If I had access to time travel, I'd use it to go back and cash in on some of those naps I was always refusing as a kid.

The only thing Google can't tell you is what you forgot that you wanted to look up.

Why doesn't someone invent a clear toaster so you can see how toasted your toast is while it's toasting?