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Today is going to be another exhausting day of judging people and pretending to listen.
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Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to us ladies to stomp the hell out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
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If you think things improve with age, attend a class reunion.
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Whenever I say, "I don't mean that in a bad way," I usually do.
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It's not that I don't believe you, I'm just 100% sure you're full of crap.
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Natural selection sure is taking its sweet time with some people.
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