If I send you a text and you don't respond, and then I see you update Facebook at the same time, you're dead to me.

Every time you post a cryptic Facebook status update about someone because you don't have the guts to say who you are talking about, I'm going to assume it's about me.

I sometimes wish that I WASN'T old enough to know better.

I am wondering why the phrase, "It's none of my business" must always be followed by, "but"?

Do not raise your voice. Improve your argument.

It's going to take a lot more than a few LIKES on my Facebook page to make me forget what a jerk you were in high school.