It's not that I don't believe you, I'm just 100% sure you're full of crap.

Some status updates need a "This is why I unfriended you" button.

Once I delete your number you're deleted from my life.

What goes around comes around, that's what people say. So all the pain you caused me will come back to you someday.

No matter how well you think you know someone, they will eventually show their true colors.

I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was blaming you.