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SARCASTIC FACEBOOK STATUSES
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Sarcasm... because punching people in the face is illegal.

-status sarcastic

Today is a perfect day to continue not giving a crap.

-sarcastic posts

Thanks for the birthday wishes from everyone who noticed my name today in the upper right corner of their Facebook page.

-fb status updates sarcastic

It's cute the way you ignore the red squiggly line under all of your words.

-funny sarcastic posts for facebook

My favorite thing about camping is when I stay home & don't.

-status sarcastic about camping

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on this planet.

-status sarcastic

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