If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.

I'm sure whatever you have to say can wait till you're smarter.

Sarcasm is my mother tongue.

Oh, I didn't tell you... Then It must be none of your business.

You gotta love Superbowl Sunday! A day where overweight, middle-aged, balding men sit on their couches, chugging beer and scarfing food, screaming at 20 year old athletes that they're doing it all wrong.

Are you always this dumb or are you making a special effort today?