Love is a grave mental disease. -Plato ... Oh and Happy Valentines Day!
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Friendship marks a life even more deeply than love. Love risks degenerating into obsession, friendship is never anything but sharing. Happy Valentines Day to my closest friends!
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Forget being my valentine for one day... Be mine forever.
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I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.
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My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you screwed up my life... But Happy Valentines Day anyway...
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Today is Valentine's Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day.
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