Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Poems are stupid and Valentines Day is too!
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A couple came upon a wishing well on Valentines Day. To make a wish the wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in a coin. The husband decided to make a wish too. When he leaned over he fell into the well and drowned. The wife was shocked for a moment and then smiled and said, "Wow, it really worked!"
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I have gained what she has lost. I love him deeply when she could not. I have mended the heart she has broken. No truer words have ever been spoken. I can't wait to spend Valentines Day with him...
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Roses are red, bullet are lead, now take me back or get shot in the head. Happy Valentines Day!
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Saint Valentine was imprisoned, beaten, stoned and beheaded. And with that, enjoy your Valentines Day!
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To Love without Condition, to Talk without Intention, to Listen without Judging, to Give without Reason and to Care without Expectation: The Art of a True Relationship - Happy Valentines Day!
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