Are you a dementor? Cause you take my breath away. Happy Valentines Day!

I love with all my butt, I would say heart but my butt is bigger. Happy Valentines Day!

If you ever get mauled by a bear with a chainsaw, I hope he stays away from your face... cause I think you are kinda cute... Happy Valentines Day!

Happy Early Valentines Day to someone who should already be planning the greatest Valentines Day of my life.

I'm using Pinterest to show people the perfectly romantic Valentine's Day I won't be having.

If I had to live without you I'd shoot myself......but only in the foot. I mean I love you, but I'm not an idiot.