Marriage is getting to have a sleep over with your best friend, every single night of the week.

Married couples who love each other can tell each other a thousand things without even talking.

Marriage is like a pack of cards. In the beginning it was hearts and a diamond and now all I'm wanting in my hand is a club and a spade.

My GPS would make the perfect husband/wife...It sits quietly in the car, never complains about my driving, and when it has something to say, it says something useful.

"In an unhealthy relationship" should definitely be a Facebook option.

How to stop snoring: Place pillow tightly over partner's face, hold firmly until snoring stops, then delete this message.