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You are viewing FUNNY Statuses and JOKE Quotes for Facebook.

I opened a Facebook page for my blow-up doll but she didn't last long. Someone poked her.

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I've had just about enough of everything today. Except alcohol, of course. I definitely need more of that.

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Billie jean is probably my favorite song about a guy getting out of child support.

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I totally take back all those times I didnít want to nap when I was younger.

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First rule of the ADHD club: Never talk about...Nice shoes! You ever own a ferret? I did. It Died. Watch me do a cartwheel! Okay, who wants cookies?

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Say what you will about Lance Armstrong, but I think he is amazing! When I was on drugs, I couldn't even find my bike.

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